Authenticity Is No Longer an Option

Oct 06 2011

My darling, my thistle, my poppet, my own

Actual text-message conversation I had earlier today:

d: what is p-fanatics?

me: it’s a reading series. this sunday, at coles bar. generally pretty fun. you should come.

d: why does it stand for piss fanatic?

me: because mason johnson likes making people feel weird.

d: cool. I thought you were reading for piss fetishists

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Anyway, I’m reading this Sunday. You should come.

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